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timeofmylife587
onelinelife
timeofmylife587
"But Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal."

Current Mood: blah blah

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marie_goos
onelinelife
marie_goos
I punched a shark in the face and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Current Mood: anxious anxious
Current Music: And Darling - Tegan and Sara

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marie_goos
onelinelife
marie_goos
I know you, I pooped on you once upon a dream.
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marie_goos
onelinelife
marie_goos
I don't like a stinky pussy.

Current Mood: silly silly

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onelinelife
fadigdig
Hakuna-matata, bitches.
-Jean Girard
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commodore_dbo
onelinelife
commodore_dbo
"Happy hunting, you double-faced carnivore"

Explain to me the rules here... am I supposed to let you guess or tell the source or... whatever?
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marie_goos
onelinelife
marie_goos
My underwear got frozen standing here all week.

Current Mood: Sore butt
Current Music: Viva Rock - Orange Range

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timeofmylife587
onelinelife
timeofmylife587
"If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
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timeofmylife587
onelinelife
timeofmylife587
Hey, I'm Bekka and I love one-liners too, hurrah!
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marie_goos
onelinelife
marie_goos
And maybe love is the reason why, for the first time ever, we're seeing it eye 2 eye.

Current Mood: touched touched
Current Music: Eye 2 Eye - Power Line

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marie_goos
onelinelife
marie_goos
Hey, wassup, I'm the moderator and welcome to this community!

Current Mood: tired tired
Current Music: waaah

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